Making prolonged eye contact with the middle class gentleman outside the store as you lock your doors and check the handle. TFM. Frattree54111 years ago
The United States having military bases all over the world, but not letting any other country have one on U.S. soil. TFM. Ron Swanson6911 years ago
Jerry Jones claiming the picture of him grabbing a woman's breasts in a bathroom stall was "misrepresented." TFM. Stonewall frat Jackson11 years ago
Telling people that your favorite local bar is "the best bar in America." TFM. FranziBrah11 years ago