Practicing your golf swing mid-conversation to show you have no interest in the topic. TFM. Robinsonz1311 years ago
Your friends comparing your breakup to LeBron's return to Cleveland because you're finally "coming home." TFM. Zak_Kirby11 years ago
Talking to a girl for a full hour, then realizing you remember absolutely nothing about the conversation. TFM. Jimfromthewest11 years ago
Saying, "As you were..." after walking into a room where no one is standing, talking, or has otherwise acknowledged your arrival. TFM. Fratman and Robin11 years ago