Only keeping in contact with her because she hasn't finished painting your cooler yet. TFM. southernATO12 years ago
Taking a play out of Dustin Johnson's book and skipping class for "personal reasons." TFM. one2many12 years ago
Receiving a phone call from the local police station, informing you that you left your blazer in the drunk tank the night before. TFM. MrBondi94012 years ago
Making the pledges build something just so you can destroy it in front of them. TFM. FuckObama_192012 years ago
Immediately suspecting yourself when noticing the hole in the basement drywall. TFM. Frat Freddie12 years ago