Convincing your parents you're not a heavy drinker because you drink light beer. TFM. Assthetic12 years ago
Sending your fellow interns home early for a "job well done," even though you have no authority to do so. TFM. Edgar_Allen_Bro2412 years ago
Becoming eligible for a study about the correlation between alcohol consumption and weight gain. TFM. Pkirk12 years ago
"It's going to a good cause," when trying to convince people to pitch in for the slush fund. TFM. FratMan201412 years ago
Not knowing how to make any mixed drink that requires more than two ingredients. TFM. Frat by the Foot12 years ago
Dan Bilzerian calling Tobey Maguire a pussy for whining over a $14,000 bet. TFM. Rieder Out12 years ago