Ferris Bueller not caring about his European Socialism test because he's not European or a socialist. TFM. blackout guy12 years ago
Convincing your parents that living in the frat house won't affect your grades. TFM. NYRangers195712 years ago
Giving your spare change to a hipster that's obviously not panhandling. TFM. LadieslovetheDeke12 years ago
Claiming the bar is "fished out" because you already hooked up or struck out with every girl there. TFM. On_In_Two12 years ago