Designating a Tim Howard pledge to save you from regrettable hookups. TFM. Alpha_Chi_bRho12 years ago
That bittersweet feeling when it's finally time to retire a great spit cup. TFM. mgarrett98712 years ago
Telling the foreign tourists to "smile and say 'USA'" while taking their picture. TFM. hall12 years ago
Having your pledge caddie tend the pin when you're still 200 yards out. TFM. BigDaddyHall12 years ago
Tim Howard saying that he wants to be drinking during the 2018 World Cup instead of playing in it. TFM. Drunk Accountant12 years ago