Personally assigning the pledges the task of throwing you a surprise party. TFM. corben77512 years ago
Blaming your hookup with a 4 on a mid-life crisis, even though you're a sophomore in college. TFM. gilligan6912 years ago
Insisting that your college counselor provide you with his résumé before discussing anything with him. TFM. RableYell12 years ago
Excessive bat flipping and admiring your routine fly balls in IM softball. TFM. ShotgunForAmerica12 years ago