Your choice of major being dictated by the contents of the fraternity test bank. TFM. GodDamnIdiots9 years ago
Always sweeping things, both literally and metaphorically, under the rug. TFM. The Aux Cord9 years ago
Having to convince your extended family you're still in college despite having the health, body, and drinking habits of a middle-aged man. TFM. Dad Bod Inc.9 years ago
Dropping the "my eyes are up here" line to a girl who's clearly uninterested in you. TFM. PerryTheFratapus9 years ago
Spending more time choreographing your touchdown dance than actually practicing for the game. TFM. CHRES9 years ago
Gas-guzzling sport utility vehicles solely used for getting around campus. TFM. keg__atron699 years ago