"I'm not going down for this," about something that was completely your fault. TFM. SigNuPussy12 years ago
Graduating and still having that neglected box of condoms Dad gave you freshman year. TFM. ICANfraton12 years ago
Not giving money to a homeless guy because he's just going to spend it on liquor, then buying yourself liquor. TFM. VJMD12 years ago
Reassuring the pledges by reminding them that "there's no such thing as a non-stupid question." TFM. JakeCU12 years ago
Effectively shortening your lifespan on the day you celebrate it's length. TFM. JibberMeTimbers12 years ago