Assuming the girl who sits next to you in lecture wants to have sex, even though there were very few seats left to choose from. TFM. adam.balski12 years ago
"It was time to replace it anyway," about something you broke that was basically brand new. TFM. Scotch n stogeys12 years ago
Telling your professor that you're going to miss him while turning in your final, as if you were present for more than just the final. TFM. AllAmericanNightmare12 years ago
Convincing your parents that you are only taking a fifth year at your advisor's recommendation. TFM. AllAmericanNightmare12 years ago
Justifying your actions by saying, "At least nobody got hurt," when multiple people were clearly injured. TFM. Leary9612 years ago
The subtle glance exchanged between you and a brother while explaining your anti-hazing policy to a rushee. TFM. PiKappaFrat9412 years ago