A girl whose name you don't remember introducing you to a girl whose name you will undoubtedly forget. TFM. KappaDick12 years ago
Having zero fat guys in your chapter, but a plethora of big-boned gentlemen. TFM. Frat by the Foot12 years ago
Your handicap not coming anywhere close to justifying how much you spent on your clubs. TFM. mgarrett98712 years ago
Needing glasses to read, but having the ability to spot a pledge missing his pin from 200 yards away. TFM. Call sign_Goose12 years ago
Blaring "We Didn't Start the Fire" in front of the house while the fire department puts out the house fire you clearly started. TFM. totalfratsavage12 years ago