Buying new loafers for Easter Mass because you've committed too many sins in your old ones. TFM. rcamp_0412 years ago
Angrily asking, "What are my dues even paying for?" after running over a pothole on campus. TFM. GrizzlyLite12 years ago
Telling the pledges you're giving up hazing for Lent, then reminding them you're in a Jewish fraternity. TFM. frusciante12 years ago