Calling yourself "Captain," even though you're just a drunk guy whose dad owns a boat. TFM. FratasticDan13 years ago
Going back to class with a sunglass tan after you told your professor you were sick the last few days. TFM. better_than_you13 years ago
Accepting all the credit for doing a girl a favor even though you had a pledge do it. TFM. FratHound2113 years ago
Stopping a caravan of charter buses for a piss break on the side of a major highway. TFM. June14_177513 years ago
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Give a man a pledge, he'll eat for a semester. TFM. IlStupid13 years ago
Going to class to sleep, going back to the house to do anything but sleep. TFM. Fratsketballer13 years ago