Being the house's default legal consultant based solely on your numerous run-ins with the law. TFM. NebraskaGuy499 years ago
The "Is this guy bothering you?" move to a hot girl who's very clearly dancing with her boyfriend. TFM. FratDaddy15519 years ago
Saying that the unhealthy behavior you're engaging in is "just to take the edge off" while actually in a very low stress situation. TFM. McFratting9 years ago
Wearing shorts that cause discomfort both to you and others in your vicinity. TFM. NEIL_Armstrong9 years ago
The last minute check for anything illegal before going through airport security. TFM. zonazoo9 years ago