Throwing "published author" on your resume after getting one shitty TFM submission published. TFM. ammack1113 years ago
Ricky Bobby knowing "With all due respect" will justify any absurd statement. TFM. InHocSigbroVinces13 years ago
JFK making his aide buy him 1,200 Cuban cigars the day before he signed the Trade Embargo banning Cuban cigars. TFM. goyankz2413 years ago
Brothers calling you by the name on your fake ID in situations where an ID isn't necessary. TFM. born rich die richer13 years ago
Telling her "But that was the old me!" when referring to an event that occurred last week. TFM. FL_SouthernFrat13 years ago