"How many times do I have to apologize for that?" for something you've never apologized for. TFM. Vandalized12 years ago
Telling the staff at the all-inclusive resort to put everyone's drinks on your tab. TFM. Brocean_Breeze12 years ago
"I respectfully decline," upon being randomly called on in class to answer a question. TFM. PutAFratRabbitOnACraftMatic12 years ago
The groom ensuring you make the bachelor party list. The bride ensuring you don’t make the wedding list. TFM. Trav Fratrip12 years ago
Captain America having no real superpower other than his name having "America" in it. TFM. Chavers12 years ago