"How many times do I have to apologize for that?" for something you've never apologized for. TFM. Vandalized13 years ago
Telling the staff at the all-inclusive resort to put everyone's drinks on your tab. TFM. Brocean_Breeze13 years ago
"I respectfully decline," upon being randomly called on in class to answer a question. TFM. PutAFratRabbitOnACraftMatic13 years ago
The groom ensuring you make the bachelor party list. The bride ensuring you don’t make the wedding list. TFM. Trav Fratrip13 years ago
Captain America having no real superpower other than his name having "America" in it. TFM. Chavers13 years ago