Constantly shouting, "Ball me!" while playing intramural basketball, even though you're clearly putting in minimal effort. TFM. fratfieldsandmccoys12 years ago
"That's not the America I know," after hearing anything you disagree with. TFM. IlluminatiBro12 years ago
Giving her a nickname because you forgot her real name, and then forgetting her nickname. TFM. Sheff12 years ago
Asking the cop if you can use his dash-mounted computer to tweet about an impending arrest. TFM. Blues_Ghost12 years ago
Blaming the rare beer pong loss on your Tommy John's surgery back in '07. TFM. Bromentum Builder12 years ago
Everyone in the house instantaneously becoming pre-med students when the 10 says she isn't feeling well. TFM. ICANfraton12 years ago