Andrew Jackson throwing an open banger in the White House after being sworn in as President. TFM. dgio9 years ago
Attempting to "drink off" injuries that require immediate medical attention. TFM. Thecuh339 years ago
Never knowing how honest to be when the doctor asks about your use of alcohol and tobacco products. TFM. USAFA179 years ago
Wagering the naming rights of your future first born child on a bocce ball game. TFM. cleavage9 years ago