Andrew Jackson throwing an open banger in the White House after being sworn in as President. TFM. dgio10 years ago
Attempting to "drink off" injuries that require immediate medical attention. TFM. Thecuh3311 years ago
Never knowing how honest to be when the doctor asks about your use of alcohol and tobacco products. TFM. USAFA1711 years ago
Wagering the naming rights of your future first born child on a bocce ball game. TFM. cleavage11 years ago