Taking a break from a 15 minute study session with 5 hours of drinking. TFM. Call sign_Goose13 years ago
Telling the cop, "This isn't my first rodeo," as he begins reading you your rights. TFM. Fraternity1713 years ago
Getting asked to leave class after you answer the professor's question about what you did over the weekend. TFM. FUBAR177613 years ago
Accusing everyone in the room of taking your beer before actually making an effort to find it. TFM. icanoutdrinkyou13 years ago