Referring to yourself as "a big, hairy American winning machine" when someone challenges your patriotism. TFM. BlutarskyTFM13 years ago
Asking your doctor to "pencil you in" on the donor list for a new liver. TFM. Dirty Basement13 years ago
Letting everyone know you're coming out of retirement at the age of 21 to carry the intramural team to the championship. TFM. CountryClub4lyfe13 years ago