Referring to yourself as "a big, hairy American winning machine" when someone challenges your patriotism. TFM. BlutarskyTFM12 years ago
Asking your doctor to "pencil you in" on the donor list for a new liver. TFM. Dirty Basement12 years ago
Letting everyone know you're coming out of retirement at the age of 21 to carry the intramural team to the championship. TFM. CountryClub4lyfe12 years ago