Pat Bateman opting to listen to '80s rock instead of his girlfriend's wedding plans. TFM. Double Secret12 years ago
The doctor said I should be drinking more whiskey. Also, I'm calling myself "the doctor" now. TFM. stratton_oakmont12 years ago
Claiming all minor intramural injuries as potentially career-ending. TFM. The_PutterThrow185812 years ago
"I'm just going to play myself into game shape," for your intramural team that plays once a week for 30 minutes. TFM. fratpack8912 years ago