Having a "sex with the lights on" mentality with a "sex with the lights off" physique. TFM. Fratticus.Finch10 years ago
Claiming to be the "brains of the operation" based on the fact that you're not doing any actual work. TFM. Canada10 years ago
Asking your buddy to "throw one off the glass" before acting like a cramp was the only thing stopping you from throwing it down. TFM. TheYoungRoosevelt10 years ago
Pulling a Sark and showing up to Friday afternoon class "in no condition to work." TFM. AlcoholicsAmbition10 years ago