Your professor whispering, "You smell like a brewery," as she hands you your final. TFM. Bourbonist12 years ago
Telling your professor, "It's not you, its me," after getting called out for leaving class 15 minutes into the lecture. TFM. 536FLIP12 years ago
America showing up late to both world wars but still coming out on top. TFM. sperrys and vests12 years ago
Calling yourself a "big idea guy" to get out of all busy work for a group project. TFM. addyandnatty12 years ago