Buying two tickets for an event in case you get kicked out after your first entry. TFM. SperryLight13 years ago
Your professor telling the class to give you a round of applause for showing up. TFM. Fratrick Star185613 years ago
Dubya telling Leno that he "might have smoked something" when he was younger. TFM. rcamp_0413 years ago
The Wednesday morning "Guys, weekends actually do not start on Tuesdays, contrary to popular belief" email from your president regarding the state of the house. TFM. PursuitofFrattiness913 years ago