George Costanza pleading ignorance when confronted about having sex with the cleaning lady on his desk. TFM. SperryLight12 years ago
Tony Stark saying, "That's how Dad did it, that's how America does it, and it's worked out pretty good so far," as justification for blowing shit up. TFM. BroteinPowder12 years ago
Telling your parents, "A fair share of liquid confidence," when asked how you made the Dean's List. TFM. Frattsburgh12 years ago