Assuming the "cart path only" signs are only for guests at your country club. TFM. RaginBush8413 years ago
Forcing a pledge to pee his pants so you don't feel singled out at the party. TFM. Frat Brannigan13 years ago
Looking at the clock, seeing it's one minute into your class, then deciding you're not going because you've missed too much already. TFM. dpoz9413 years ago
Claiming that you "took one for the team" when, in reality, you're the only one whose ass was on the line. TFM. BRFratty13 years ago
Telling the host, "I wouldn't miss it for the world," when you decided to attend on a whim just five minutes ago. TFM. Anderson_Pooper13 years ago