CEO Lets Someone Fire Rifle At His Dick To Prove His Cup Is Bulletproof

  1. Reaganomics69

    Let’s be honest, unless it’s some angry slampiece who’s gonna shoot a bullet at your balls?

    10 years ago at 9:50 am
      1. DirtyMike312

        “It’s not okay, defeating the Chinese won’t mean anything, if we do it by going around shooting people in the dick! Goddamnit!”

        10 years ago at 9:40 pm
  2. ThePhiTour

    Fake. You’ve got to have huge balls to agree to something like this, which obviously couldn’t fit in a cup that size.

    10 years ago at 9:51 am
  3. RodneyPoncho

    I figured they’d be shooting a .22. Respect To that guy for breaking out the AR but really though… Why would someone ever need w bullet proof cup?

    10 years ago at 10:17 am
    1. Cosgrove69

      Even so a .556 is just a glorified .22 anyway… This guys has some fuckin nads though I’ll give him that.

      10 years ago at 10:56 am
      1. ThurstonHowell_IV

        A 556 weighs about twice as much and is moving about twice as fast. That means momentum (read stopping power) is about 4 times higher.

        10 years ago at 1:52 pm
      2. TooBusyYachting

        If you’re going to say .556, please stop trying to act like you know what you’re talking about.

        10 years ago at 7:57 pm
    1. Soldier_TFM

      For going paint balling in the woods? Probably not. It is designed for military and swat/police use.

      10 years ago at 11:21 am
  4. Sailgating

    I think it could definitely have military applications. Who wouldn’t want their balls to be safe from a stray bullet or piece of shrapnel, and still be able to come home and have a family.

    10 years ago at 10:56 am