Certified Good Boy Lets Owner Sleep Off Hangover In The Middle Of The Street
Nights of heavy drinking often lead to different paths. Some lead to you waking up on the wrong side of the wrong bed with the wrong person. Sometimes it leads to a drunken Taco Bell adventure where you wake up with a receipt for $200 worth of quesolupas. Sometimes it leads to you skinny dipping in the Atlantic Ocean at 4 a.m. because you lost a beer pong bet and almost get dragged out to sea until a group of dolphins brought you back to shore. That’s what happened, I swear.
Do I regret any of these? Absolutely not. But then again, they were nothing in comparison to this. Like a scene out of the crime against humanity that was the second Hangover movie, a guy ended up passed out and hungover in the middle of the street.
And who was protecting him? Man’s best friend.
We all need a dog like this. He saw his bud had a little too much of a good time the night before and did he judge him and say “you should cut down on the drinking and go to alcoholics anonymous” like my ex-girlfriend? Nope, he held down the fort and let him sleep it off. Plus, I’ve seen very drunk, but I’ve never seen passed out in the middle of a dirt road in an Asian country drunk. All it’s missing is Zack Galifianakis.
What a good boy..
[via Yahoo News]
We don’t deserve dogs.
7 years ago at 2:52 pmI mean humans, not fratstars specificially.
7 years ago at 2:52 pmThat man was having a RUFF day! Ha ha I’m going to put that on Facebook!
7 years ago at 3:02 pmI will stab a hold in virg’s MANGINA and hate fuck the bastard
7 years ago at 4:17 pmAlways had a feeling you were a fudge Packer. I’m not gay but you do you little man.
7 years ago at 10:15 pmI don’t think hate fucking a knife wound in your MANGINA counts as fudge packing you fucking idiot
7 years ago at 10:06 amYou just said you wanted to hate fuck another dude dumb shit. Why don’t you go on another drunk rant little man.
7 years ago at 10:59 amSad to say, but if that’s in Asia that dog is going to end up in someone’s soup or on their grill. Ducking degenerates.
7 years ago at 6:14 pmEh.
7 years ago at 8:04 pmgood
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7 years ago at 10:44 amVaggie just creamed his cargo shorts looking at gay porn !!!!
7 years ago at 12:01 pm