Check Out This Savage Eastern Michigan Kid Who Decided To Enjoy His Breakfast In A Pothole

Socrates Johnson7 years ago

I spent about 22 years of my life living in the great state of Michigan, and I honestly can’t remember a time when the roads there weren’t complete shit. Potholes on potholes on potholes. And despite all my time spent gazing upon said potholes, I can definitively say that there was never even one instance where I felt tempted to eat my breakfast out of one.

But Andrew from Eastern Michigan University is not me, and when he sees a nice, deep pothole, to him, that filthy crevice is just asking to have milk and Lucky Charms poured directly inside of it and eaten out for all the internets to see.

From Metro Times:

“I don’t really know,” says Andrew, a 22-year-old Eastern Michigan University student who declined to offer his last name, when asked what inspired him to eat cereal out of a pothole.

“I remember texting my roommate, and I was like, ‘I just got a great idea.’ And he was like, ‘Oh no, what is it?'” he says. “And then I told him and then we both had a laugh about it, and then we went and did it that night.”

This is absolute savagery of the highest degree. Why? I guess would be my first question. It’s not a question I was initially expecting to find an answer to, you know because 2018, but as we delve deeper into this story, it looks like the inspiration behind Andrew’s stunt is at least a little bit clear.

He also offers some possible insight into his motivations behind the stunt.

“Some girl I never met before recognized me on campus from that,” he says.

Ah, the doing-crazy-shit-so-that-hot-chicks-will-notice-you strategy. I can respect that. And upon second thought, this may actually be a next-level smart move.

Before this, Andrew was just (presumably) some nobody. Now he’s Pothole Boy. That means something. That’s the kind of shit that earns you a spot on a sorority scavenger hunt list. Chicks will be swarming to get “blow Pothole Boy inside of a pothole” or some such iteration checked off that list quicker than you can say, “They’re magically delicious!”

So, you’re still a savage, Andrew. But also, potentially a brilliant one. .

[via Metro Times]

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