Chick Asks Professor To Postpone Finals, He Denies Request With Great One-Word Response
Finals season can be tough. Between juggling smashing ass and getting belligerent, you have to find time to study. It’s an added stress that can cause your mind to go crazy. In fact, some girl at Oberlin College took it upon herself to email her statistics professor in hopes of getting the final postponed for those who were traumatized by the recent events in Ferguson and New York. It didn’t take long for the professor to respond:
DENIED! Professor Raney just showed her–not in his house. Della thought she was doing something good as she struggled to learn what Bernoulli’s inequality is. She probably texted all her friends saying she was trying to get the final postponed when BAM, she got blindsided a minute later by Professor Raney with one simple word that cut to the core so beautifully.
He could have gone so many different routes with his response. Instead, he went with a swift, solitary “no.” So simple yet so productive. Get Professor Raney a medal, a beer, or something. He earned it. Well done, sir. Well done indeed..
[via Campus Reform]
Image via US News
Good on you, Professor Raney.
11 years ago at 4:02 pmOf all the bullshit reasons a someone could possibly come up with to ask to postpone a final, this is the best this chick can come up with? Thank God for this professor.
11 years ago at 4:03 pmOn your knees for B’s.
11 years ago at 4:03 pmD is for Della.
11 years ago at 4:07 pmYou’ll get em’ next time, champ!
11 years ago at 6:55 pmI can see the headline already: “Racist professor refuses students the opportunity to grieve over racial injustices”
11 years ago at 4:05 pmI’m still not entirely sure how those students got away with that excuse. I mean, I’m black and I have strong feelings about those incidents, but its not like my parents get a day off work over it or anything.
11 years ago at 4:24 pmGot a simple job, study and prepare for finals. You’ll live a long life filled with tragedies that don’t directly affect you that you’ll just have to deal with or get fired.
Start running kid. The blackball-police on their way for your head.
11 years ago at 9:51 pmAnd……. he’s gone
11 years ago at 11:39 amFuck you guys for downvoting me they did delete the guy I was talking about’s acount
11 years ago at 12:35 pmThe first sentence of her liberal injustice bullshit made me want to punch her in the face
11 years ago at 4:08 pmWhat he really meant was Buttstuff or GTFO
11 years ago at 4:09 pmNo.
11 years ago at 4:16 pmGlad there’s still a few patriots out there in this world full of bleeding heart liberal pussies.
11 years ago at 4:09 pmWhat the professor really meant:
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11 years ago at 4:09 pmSwing.
11 years ago at 4:11 pmGoddamnit, last time I try posting a picture from my iPhone. Lacing ’em up now.
11 years ago at 4:12 pm
11 years ago at 4:11 pmBrilliant
11 years ago at 4:13 pm