Chick Asks Professor To Postpone Finals, He Denies Request With Great One-Word Response
Finals season can be tough. Between juggling smashing ass and getting belligerent, you have to find time to study. It’s an added stress that can cause your mind to go crazy. In fact, some girl at Oberlin College took it upon herself to email her statistics professor in hopes of getting the final postponed for those who were traumatized by the recent events in Ferguson and New York. It didn’t take long for the professor to respond:
DENIED! Professor Raney just showed her–not in his house. Della thought she was doing something good as she struggled to learn what Bernoulli’s inequality is. She probably texted all her friends saying she was trying to get the final postponed when BAM, she got blindsided a minute later by Professor Raney with one simple word that cut to the core so beautifully.
He could have gone so many different routes with his response. Instead, he went with a swift, solitary “no.” So simple yet so productive. Get Professor Raney a medal, a beer, or something. He earned it. Well done, sir. Well done indeed..
[via Campus Reform]
Image via US News
The irony is the chick who got shut down by old man Rainy is the one who posted the screenshot, expecting people to take her side. Guess that one backfired.
11 years ago at 4:34 pmLiberals are not known for self-awareness.
11 years ago at 4:50 pmFuck that sneaky little bitch. It must take some fucking nerve to email a black man, pretend to care about the black community’s continuous grieving, and on top of that attempt to exploit it for her own personal shortcomings. Does she really think anyone reading that would be so stupid as to believe she’s actually sincere. No, she doesn’t because this is a clear act of desperation on her part. She didn’t study and she’s blatantly lying to a professor. Just by reading you can tell she doesn’t believe in what she’s saying. Sneaky. Little. Bitch.
11 years ago at 4:38 pmThis black guy aka Michael Raney?
11 years ago at 6:05 pmGod damn liberal Jews
11 years ago at 4:45 pmSeriously?
11 years ago at 4:50 pmEagles here is clearly muslim.
11 years ago at 4:58 pmI chuckled.
11 years ago at 6:04 pmDid this bitch seriously just compare the Ferguson decision to 9/11?
11 years ago at 4:49 pmhttp://www.cleveland.com/metro/index.ssf/2014/12/oberlin_college_denies_request.html
What a bunch of liberal whiny babies
11 years ago at 4:57 pmThrew takeaways:
11 years ago at 5:04 pm1) If this is a serious liberal proposition, fuck that guy. For real, too traumatized by an event completely unrelated to you to work? Fuck outta here.
2) If this is a balls out attempt to move a final, not-fuck that guy.
3) Cheers to the prof. Fuck that guy.
*three, fuck me.
11 years ago at 5:04 pmFucking liberals.. Always making excuses for why they can’t do something and need help.
11 years ago at 5:40 pmThis gives me hope.
11 years ago at 6:15 pmGod I wish the kid was shot by a black cop.
11 years ago at 7:41 pm“Pants up; Don’t loot”
11 years ago at 8:05 pm