Chick Asks Professor To Postpone Finals, He Denies Request With Great One-Word Response
Finals season can be tough. Between juggling smashing ass and getting belligerent, you have to find time to study. It’s an added stress that can cause your mind to go crazy. In fact, some girl at Oberlin College took it upon herself to email her statistics professor in hopes of getting the final postponed for those who were traumatized by the recent events in Ferguson and New York. It didn’t take long for the professor to respond:
DENIED! Professor Raney just showed her–not in his house. Della thought she was doing something good as she struggled to learn what Bernoulli’s inequality is. She probably texted all her friends saying she was trying to get the final postponed when BAM, she got blindsided a minute later by Professor Raney with one simple word that cut to the core so beautifully.
He could have gone so many different routes with his response. Instead, he went with a swift, solitary “no.” So simple yet so productive. Get Professor Raney a medal, a beer, or something. He earned it. Well done, sir. Well done indeed..
[via Campus Reform]
Image via US News
Put that bleeding heart back in her chest, eh?
11 years ago at 8:27 pmI’m surprised you were able to write a whole article on something so stupid and irrelevant. You couldn’t find anything better to write about besides something stupid like this?
11 years ago at 8:48 pmThat might have been an overreaction, but still fuck you. I hear about this stupid shit everyday living in Missouri and it gets old quickly.
11 years ago at 8:53 pmThat comparison to 9-11 was laughable. This girl thinks that by “championing equality” and informing people of a “national tragedy” that she is somehow performing an act of charity for the black community. No. You’re contributing to the racial divide in our country. The biggest threat to our country right now is ignorant uniformed voters; they compromise the integrity of the voting process. These same people will keep voting LIBERALS into office to continue the upkeep of social programs like welfare merely because they know that they can live off of it and not work. While I’m not one to share my opinions often I had to vent after reading that because it literally made me nauseous.
11 years ago at 9:34 pmAnd this is why I will try my best to never hire a fucking liberal. Lazy, whiney, pieces of shit
11 years ago at 9:51 pmWell, bud, I’m a fucking liberal, and I am not lazy, nor whiney, nor a piece of shit. I worked every day of my life from about age 15 on. I grew up on a ranch and got dirty every day. I have earned everything I own. You probably have never been dirty from a job, because you probably have never had one. What’s the difference between a liberal and a conservative? Humanity. Conservatives fall into many categories, but your category seems to care only about money. You and they are disciples of greed.
Corporate relativism is the thing that’s ruining our country. The idea that profit is the only goal, and it carries no social responsibilities with it. You appear to adhere to that notion.
I have no problem with corporations that make money, but I do have a huge problem with corporations that invest none of their profits in serving the less fortunate members of our society.
And I have a huge problem with puss wads like you who care nothing about people who are less fortunate than you.
I will outwork you on any given day! And I will produce more than you. And yes, I am a fucking liberal.
11 years ago at 2:45 amyou’re whining
11 years ago at 4:34 pmAss buster, why don’t you get the hell out of here.
11 years ago at 8:50 amYou’re a douche bag.
11 years ago at 5:11 pmCentering your argument with something that has nothing to do with you TLiberalM
11 years ago at 10:06 pmI would “allegedly” murder her.
11 years ago at 11:49 pmI didn’t get a day off when my grandpa died… people are to complacent these day
11 years ago at 11:53 pmThis Ferguson shit is getting ridiculous. The government are the ones who handed down the verdict on the case, so why would they now postpone finals to those who disagree with their decision? The would be admitting that their decision was wrong
11 years ago at 1:06 amPs, if you aren’t mentally unstable during finals week, you’re doing it wrong.
11 years ago at 1:08 amA better response would have been, “Oh fuck off you liberal pussy.”
11 years ago at 6:19 amFucking Oberlin. I expect nothing less from those Liberal pussies
11 years ago at 10:43 am