Chick Leaves Wall Street Job For Porn, Has The Most Incredible Twitter Bio Of All-Time
The porn industry has a new employee, and she just so happens to be a former Wall Street worker. Veronica Vain, which is her porn name, traded in her desk job at Lazard Assets for getting dicked down by professionals. According to Wall Street Oasis, she was an intern who spent her time taking nude selfies inside the company’s bathrooms and then posting them for everyone to see. Real straight shooter. This led to her dismissal from the company.
What’s a lovely young lady to do after being let go from her Wall Street job? Find another firm next door? Fuck no, she’s in it for the money (shot) so she decided to pursue a career in porn. Don’t believe me? Just take a look at her Twitter bio:
That’s one hell of a bio if you ask me. You know she cuts right to the chase. No bullshitting for her. We need more of these types of gals in porn. I wonder if she’ll diversify her portfolio. Maybe get into anal? One can only hope. And to answer your question, Veronica, yes, it is cool with me.
Obligatory pictures:
@TheSxFactor A little photoshoot action for you guys. #Iwanttoseeyouinporn pic.twitter.com/CobBQGh6PE
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
@TheSxfactor Here's what was under my suit on #wallstreet pic.twitter.com/fE5i6ooU1P
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
@TheSxfactor Some days I feel like I'm all hair. #RedHeadProblems pic.twitter.com/7Vg2s4LEBV
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
[via Wall Street Oasis]
h/t BroBible
She obviously fucked herself on to Wall Street
11 years ago at 3:37 pmI’d file her cabinets
11 years ago at 3:37 pmI thought this meant Naomi was going into the porn industry. Am let down
11 years ago at 3:49 pmSo, where’s the link?
11 years ago at 4:00 pmAll this article has is pictures of a hot chick if we can’t verify she does porn.
11 years ago at 9:28 pmHer preference for ranch dressing facials is probably what led her to Asset Management, where it’s all about client service. The IBD division went for the kids who preferred taking it up the ass.
In all honesty, Miss Vain would have made more money “servicing” her Lazard clients than she will ever make online.
11 years ago at 4:04 pmwhat
11 years ago at 7:56 pmI know several firms that would hire her for “morale” purposes…
11 years ago at 4:04 pmIf you zoom in closely you can actually see how disappointed her parents are
11 years ago at 4:08 pmI’d let her play around with my ticker
11 years ago at 4:44 pmQuote from Twitter: “I left finance because of I’m going to take it up the ass for a decade, I’d prefer to get in the hall of fame for it.”
I love this woman’s attitude. #Buttstuff2015
11 years ago at 4:56 pmFilming exactly what she did to get her job in the first place.
11 years ago at 5:40 pm