Chick Leaves Wall Street Job For Porn, Has The Most Incredible Twitter Bio Of All-Time
The porn industry has a new employee, and she just so happens to be a former Wall Street worker. Veronica Vain, which is her porn name, traded in her desk job at Lazard Assets for getting dicked down by professionals. According to Wall Street Oasis, she was an intern who spent her time taking nude selfies inside the company’s bathrooms and then posting them for everyone to see. Real straight shooter. This led to her dismissal from the company.
What’s a lovely young lady to do after being let go from her Wall Street job? Find another firm next door? Fuck no, she’s in it for the money (shot) so she decided to pursue a career in porn. Don’t believe me? Just take a look at her Twitter bio:
That’s one hell of a bio if you ask me. You know she cuts right to the chase. No bullshitting for her. We need more of these types of gals in porn. I wonder if she’ll diversify her portfolio. Maybe get into anal? One can only hope. And to answer your question, Veronica, yes, it is cool with me.
Obligatory pictures:
@TheSxFactor A little photoshoot action for you guys. #Iwanttoseeyouinporn pic.twitter.com/CobBQGh6PE
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
@TheSxfactor Here's what was under my suit on #wallstreet pic.twitter.com/fE5i6ooU1P
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
@TheSxfactor Some days I feel like I'm all hair. #RedHeadProblems pic.twitter.com/7Vg2s4LEBV
— Veronica Vain (@TheVeronicaVain) January 13, 2015
[via Wall Street Oasis]
h/t BroBible
I wonder how upset her former bosses are after finding out how open she is to sex for money?
11 years ago at 6:18 pmIād give her *all* my liquid assets.
11 years ago at 7:50 pmI already sent my “don’t give me a daughter” claim to all departments.. Jesus, Allah, Buddah, Vishnu, Satan, Japanese ancestors if I have any, Rha, that Indian elephant thing with 8 arms, Native American spirits, Kami, and Tom Cruise.. You boys better get on it
11 years ago at 9:14 pmForget double entendres, I’m going to jack off to her tomorrow
11 years ago at 10:31 pmMasturbating? Or mimicking Wolf’s policies of allowing plowtown in the bathroom?
11 years ago at 1:12 amIf my penis was a stock I’d hope she likes naked shorting.
11 years ago at 9:00 amImagine being her daddy. He must be so proud now š
Either Veronica planned this PR stunt from the start and her objective was to go viral in which she succeeded or she’s most likely going to regret this career switch sometime later. I guess she didn’t have the skills/brain to make the big money on wall street anyway and only was hired in that company, because she used her ‘physique’ and maybe even more š
Oh well, let’s see what she’s currently up to on stileporject or http://theporndude.com/. The manager who hired her could even get sacked for this. No wall street company wants this kind of media attention š
The girl has an amazing body though. š
11 years ago at 4:18 pm