Chick Tries To Enter Field During Iowa Game, Is Arrested, Blows 0.341, Is Awesome On Twitter
Meet Samantha Goudie, @Vodka_samm on Twitter.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck feelings, looooooove alcohol
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 30, 2013
As evidenced by the above tweet, and many, many others that reveal her penchant for an elevated BAC, Vodka Samm likes to drink. One can assume she probably drinks a lot, and probably often. Especially vodka. Vodka Samm attended the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game on Saturday, but she didn’t get to see the end of it.
According to the University of Iowa police report, Samantha was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught trying to enter the playing field during the game. She would later blow a 0.341.
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
She was soon released from jail, probably around 3:30, because she started tweeting again at 3:33. It turns out she’s awesome on Twitter.
Just went to jail #yolo
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
#yolo
Blew a .341 in jail
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Respectable.
My mom had to get me out of jail and had to take a breathalizer #lmao
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Her mom may like vodka, too.
I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
That’s a no-brainer.
Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Classic Vodka Samm.
Go Hawks motherfuckers
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Go Hawks.
[via Deadspin]
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No need to use a condom with that sterile unit!
12 years ago at 4:49 pmI would.
12 years ago at 4:51 pmFirst thought
12 years ago at 1:20 amSoon to be the newest writer for TFM….
12 years ago at 4:52 pmWould make sense. As an alcoholic, she’d fill in for Pearls seamlessly.
12 years ago at 4:59 pm^ I miss pearls, did she go away?
12 years ago at 8:56 pm^Word on the street is that JParks has something to do with it. I’m afraid to ask. We all know his track record with hookers.
12 years ago at 9:15 am^^ Was let go, I think.
12 years ago at 3:29 pm^Certified free agent
12 years ago at 6:32 pmBut is she on waivers tho? If so, I’d draft.
12 years ago at 6:35 pmI’ll pick her up on the wavier wire.
12 years ago at 5:38 amThat’s too bad.
12 years ago at 9:21 amGood. she was awful. Another one of “God’s Chosen People” trying to be a writer.
but seriously her articles were awful. Especially the LinkedIn one on PGP.
12 years ago at 3:03 pmA Cunt-Punt is in order.
12 years ago at 4:53 pmA fucking trophy is in order.
12 years ago at 2:17 amCunt Punt or Vodka Samm?
12 years ago at 4:55 pmCP…but it’s closer than I thought.
12 years ago at 5:58 pmVodka Samm because she obviously knows how to have a good time without being bitchy.
12 years ago at 8:49 amCP. VS seems crazy when she drinks. CP seems genuinely insane. Crazy girls do the most stuff.
12 years ago at 1:21 amHer and Becca getting weird together? Anyone else jump to that thought after reading this?
12 years ago at 4:57 pmIs this McCoy’s slam?
12 years ago at 6:48 pmShe’s a keeper.
12 years ago at 4:59 pmBid.
12 years ago at 5:07 pmMy kinda gal.
12 years ago at 5:17 pmThe bad thing is her mom phone number is on her twitter.
12 years ago at 5:18 pmI literally see nothing wrong with this given piece of information.
12 years ago at 5:22 pmThere is nothing wrong with it, I just found it to be quite funny.
12 years ago at 5:24 pm