Chick Tries To Enter Field During Iowa Game, Is Arrested, Blows 0.341, Is Awesome On Twitter
Meet Samantha Goudie, @Vodka_samm on Twitter.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck feelings, looooooove alcohol
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 30, 2013
As evidenced by the above tweet, and many, many others that reveal her penchant for an elevated BAC, Vodka Samm likes to drink. One can assume she probably drinks a lot, and probably often. Especially vodka. Vodka Samm attended the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game on Saturday, but she didn’t get to see the end of it.
According to the University of Iowa police report, Samantha was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught trying to enter the playing field during the game. She would later blow a 0.341.
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
She was soon released from jail, probably around 3:30, because she started tweeting again at 3:33. It turns out she’s awesome on Twitter.
Just went to jail #yolo
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
#yolo
Blew a .341 in jail
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Respectable.
My mom had to get me out of jail and had to take a breathalizer #lmao
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Her mom may like vodka, too.
I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
That’s a no-brainer.
Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Classic Vodka Samm.
Go Hawks motherfuckers
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Go Hawks.
[via Deadspin]
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This girl went to my high school. She’s fucking crazy. And an alcoholic. Go hawks?
12 years ago at 5:31 pmI do not doubt that one bit.
12 years ago at 6:18 pmGo Hawks indeed
12 years ago at 7:04 pmNotice how her father was absent in the “getting her out of jail” part. Easy pickings, you guys.
12 years ago at 5:54 pm^ Beat me to it.
12 years ago at 6:39 pmI think I know what love means now.
12 years ago at 6:00 pm.341 and she is up bright and early Tweeting?
This girl is a full blown alcoholic.
12 years ago at 6:17 pmThis is what Vodka Samm will be like when she is older:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0IhyAasWw
12 years ago at 6:21 pm“Do you know who I am?” TFM
12 years ago at 7:29 pmDon’t make me assume my ultimate form! I will wreck you!
I will go Super Saiyan!
Obviously fake but I still laughed at it.
12 years ago at 8:21 amBrobile & TFM are butt buddies: http://i.imgur.com/nTZrJ3L.jpg
12 years ago at 6:42 pmHow long did it take you to put that one together?
12 years ago at 8:00 pmIf I had to watch Iowa lose to Northern Illinois I would blow a .341 too
12 years ago at 6:48 pmNorthern isn’t a bad team though, granted not nearly as good as SEC teams but still
12 years ago at 8:39 pmIf I had to watch Iowa in general, I would blow a .341
12 years ago at 9:16 pmif i had to live in iowa id be obliged to maintain a .341 at-least 14 hours per day.
12 years ago at 7:01 am^ But there’s only 12 hours in a day?
12 years ago at 10:47 pmAlso she signed a picture at a liquor store in iowa city today and got a free handle. Saw it when I was picking up a case
12 years ago at 6:50 pmShe seems bangable, but she also seems like one of those girls that’s probably annoying as fuck.
12 years ago at 7:01 pmDibs
12 years ago at 7:06 pm