Chick Tries To Enter Field During Iowa Game, Is Arrested, Blows 0.341, Is Awesome On Twitter

Meet Samantha Goudie, @Vodka_samm on Twitter.

As evidenced by the above tweet, and many, many others that reveal her penchant for an elevated BAC, Vodka Samm likes to drink. One can assume she probably drinks a lot, and probably often. Especially vodka. Vodka Samm attended the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game on Saturday, but she didn’t get to see the end of it.

According to the University of Iowa police report, Samantha was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught trying to enter the playing field during the game. She would later blow a 0.341.

Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.

She was soon released from jail, probably around 3:30, because she started tweeting again at 3:33. It turns out she’s awesome on Twitter.

#yolo

Respectable.

Her mom may like vodka, too.

That’s a no-brainer.

Classic Vodka Samm.

Go Hawks.

[via Deadspin]

Images via Twitter, Instagram

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  1. Iowa Hawkeye

    This girl went to my high school. She’s fucking crazy. And an alcoholic. Go hawks?

    12 years ago at 5:31 pm
  2. Joaquin Behindu

    Notice how her father was absent in the “getting her out of jail” part. Easy pickings, you guys.

    12 years ago at 5:54 pm
  3. JohnHuntMorgan

    .341 and she is up bright and early Tweeting?

    This girl is a full blown alcoholic.

    12 years ago at 6:17 pm
    1. ThinkThereforeFRAT

      Don’t make me assume my ultimate form! I will wreck you!

      I will go Super Saiyan!

      Obviously fake but I still laughed at it.

      12 years ago at 8:21 am
    1. tekequila

      Northern isn’t a bad team though, granted not nearly as good as SEC teams but still

      12 years ago at 8:39 pm
    2. JohnnieWalker_Blue

      if i had to live in iowa id be obliged to maintain a .341 at-least 14 hours per day.

      12 years ago at 7:01 am
  4. Howard Stern

    Also she signed a picture at a liquor store in iowa city today and got a free handle. Saw it when I was picking up a case

    12 years ago at 6:50 pm
  5. Channel4NewsTeam

    She seems bangable, but she also seems like one of those girls that’s probably annoying as fuck.

    12 years ago at 7:01 pm