Chick Tries To Enter Field During Iowa Game, Is Arrested, Blows 0.341, Is Awesome On Twitter
Meet Samantha Goudie, @Vodka_samm on Twitter.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck feelings, looooooove alcohol
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 30, 2013
As evidenced by the above tweet, and many, many others that reveal her penchant for an elevated BAC, Vodka Samm likes to drink. One can assume she probably drinks a lot, and probably often. Especially vodka. Vodka Samm attended the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game on Saturday, but she didn’t get to see the end of it.
According to the University of Iowa police report, Samantha was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught trying to enter the playing field during the game. She would later blow a 0.341.
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
She was soon released from jail, probably around 3:30, because she started tweeting again at 3:33. It turns out she’s awesome on Twitter.
Just went to jail #yolo
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
#yolo
Blew a .341 in jail
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Respectable.
My mom had to get me out of jail and had to take a breathalizer #lmao
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Her mom may like vodka, too.
I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
That’s a no-brainer.
Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Classic Vodka Samm.
Go Hawks motherfuckers
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Go Hawks.
[via Deadspin]
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Damn, she would make a good nut cracker with a Jaw like that. Dorn I dont give a shit about ugly chicks.
12 years ago at 7:33 pmFormal?
12 years ago at 7:33 pmHere at my “frat” they call me “penis” the “.341!” Now I know why!!
-Sergei 🙂
12 years ago at 7:35 pmHow about Iowa Police having a game-day arrest sheet? Sounds like a competition to me.
12 years ago at 7:57 pmif either of us had souls we’d be soul mates
12 years ago at 7:59 pmshe goes so hard she could even join my frat
12 years ago at 8:27 pmKYS, don’t pass go or collect 200.
12 years ago at 8:59 pmill collect 200
12 years ago at 4:54 pm^I guess I needed a comma, or something, right? Or were there too many commas?
12 years ago at 9:19 amthe fact that she was able to compose tweets blowing that high. give credit where credit is due.
12 years ago at 8:36 pmReason number 1000000000000 why we are glad we have a son and not a daughter.
12 years ago at 9:19 pmBlowing what would be an MVP batting average. TFM.
12 years ago at 9:43 pmLooks like you’ve got a new drinking buddy, Dorno. So many vodka sodas
12 years ago at 10:13 pmRead my mind.
12 years ago at 10:25 pm