Chick Tries To Enter Field During Iowa Game, Is Arrested, Blows 0.341, Is Awesome On Twitter

Meet Samantha Goudie, @Vodka_samm on Twitter.

As evidenced by the above tweet, and many, many others that reveal her penchant for an elevated BAC, Vodka Samm likes to drink. One can assume she probably drinks a lot, and probably often. Especially vodka. Vodka Samm attended the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game on Saturday, but she didn’t get to see the end of it.

According to the University of Iowa police report, Samantha was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught trying to enter the playing field during the game. She would later blow a 0.341.

Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.

She was soon released from jail, probably around 3:30, because she started tweeting again at 3:33. It turns out she’s awesome on Twitter.

#yolo

Respectable.

Her mom may like vodka, too.

That’s a no-brainer.

Classic Vodka Samm.

Go Hawks.

[via Deadspin]

Images via Twitter, Instagram

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  1. Tucker

    Damn, she would make a good nut cracker with a Jaw like that. Dorn I dont give a shit about ugly chicks.

    12 years ago at 7:33 pm
  2. Sergei Fraterov

    Here at my “frat” they call me “penis” the “.341!” Now I know why!!

    -Sergei 🙂

    12 years ago at 7:35 pm
  3. J_Brum

    How about Iowa Police having a game-day arrest sheet? Sounds like a competition to me.

    12 years ago at 7:57 pm
  4. Call sign_Goose

    the fact that she was able to compose tweets blowing that high. give credit where credit is due.

    12 years ago at 8:36 pm