Chick Tries To Enter Field During Iowa Game, Is Arrested, Blows 0.341, Is Awesome On Twitter
Meet Samantha Goudie, @Vodka_samm on Twitter.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuck feelings, looooooove alcohol
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 30, 2013
As evidenced by the above tweet, and many, many others that reveal her penchant for an elevated BAC, Vodka Samm likes to drink. One can assume she probably drinks a lot, and probably often. Especially vodka. Vodka Samm attended the Iowa-Northern Illinois football game on Saturday, but she didn’t get to see the end of it.
According to the University of Iowa police report, Samantha was arrested for public intoxication after she was caught trying to enter the playing field during the game. She would later blow a 0.341.
Goudie, Samantha Lynne, 22 of Iowa City, IA for Public Intox at Kinnick Stadium at 1321 hours. Goudie was stopped for trying to enter the field. Goudie was unsteady on her feet. Goudie blew .341 PBT.
She was soon released from jail, probably around 3:30, because she started tweeting again at 3:33. It turns out she’s awesome on Twitter.
Just went to jail #yolo
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
#yolo
Blew a .341 in jail
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Respectable.
My mom had to get me out of jail and had to take a breathalizer #lmao
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
Her mom may like vodka, too.
I'm going to get .341 tattooed on me because its so epic
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) August 31, 2013
That’s a no-brainer.
Girl waiting for court with me goes "I wish I knew the girl who blew a .341" I said hi
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Classic Vodka Samm.
Go Hawks motherfuckers
— Samantha Goudie (@Vodka_samm) September 1, 2013
Go Hawks.
[via Deadspin]
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Anybody else’s “daddy issues” radar just go off the charts?
12 years ago at 10:18 pmWhat a keeper
12 years ago at 10:44 pmThis is probably Johhny Manziels soulmate.
12 years ago at 11:45 pmHer dad must be proud.
12 years ago at 12:26 amWife Material
12 years ago at 12:54 amthis chick has the 2nd most disturbing eyes/facial expression ive ever seen on a human being only marginally behind Tyler Hansbrough
12 years ago at 6:55 amBlowing significantly higher BAC than Wade Boggs’ career batting average. TFM
12 years ago at 7:13 amSometimes you gotta treat yourself and blow a .341
12 years ago at 10:44 amShe’s perfect second wife material
12 years ago at 11:02 amGo Hawks. Indeed.
12 years ago at 12:44 pm