May 1st, 2012: BREAKING NEWS
Chandler Harnish, the 253rd and last pick of this year’s NFL Draft, has been reported missing. He was last seen with a woman dragging him across the street and throwing him into a white sedan. A witness states that the car headed north on the West Side Highway, on its way out of the city. Reports indicate that the two had had sexual relations, though given the nature of the alleged kidnapping, it appears unlikely that it was consensual.
This girl is batshit crazy and will most likely be getting dicked down by a huge black guy
13 years ago at 1:29 amI’d still pee in her butt.
13 years ago at 9:04 amRSM.
13 years ago at 10:45 am^
13 years ago at 5:55 pmIs it too late to declare for the draft?
13 years ago at 3:09 pmfuckin democrats
13 years ago at 2:46 pmFucking corn fed conservative
13 years ago at 4:58 pmMay 1st, 2012: BREAKING NEWS
13 years ago at 6:11 pmChandler Harnish, the 253rd and last pick of this year’s NFL Draft, has been reported missing. He was last seen with a woman dragging him across the street and throwing him into a white sedan. A witness states that the car headed north on the West Side Highway, on its way out of the city. Reports indicate that the two had had sexual relations, though given the nature of the alleged kidnapping, it appears unlikely that it was consensual.
Swing and a miss
13 years ago at 9:25 pmI just wish Mr. Irrelevant had been that 400 pound Nose Tackle out of Washington… Her reaction would have been priceless.
13 years ago at 12:14 amAtta boy Chandler, make NIU proud
13 years ago at 3:35 amShut the fuck up pledge
13 years ago at 6:11 pmI’m pretty sure she breaks the Vicky Mendoza Diagonal.
13 years ago at 10:44 am