Chris Cooley Tried to Negotiate a Case of Beer Into His Football Contract
12 years ago

“Literally, I have text correspondence trying to negotiate a case of beer into my contract,” he told the DC Sports Bog. “They wouldn’t do it. I wanted it in writing so much.”

He was denied the beer by owner Dan Snyder, reinforcing the NFL’s longstanding moniker of the No Fun League. But Chris, you’re a millionaire. Just rent out a bar and invite everyone on the team except Dan Snyder. That’ll teach him to respect your requests a little more next time.

Cooley is the same guy who pulls off this look in practice while still upholding respect among his teammates:

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  3. first_fratter

    FAIL FRIDAY IS WHERE? I WILL FUCK THE INTERNS MOTHER WITH A RUSTY SHOVEL WHILE LISTENING TO WHALE SONGS ON CDIN THE BACK OF A PRIUS IF FAIL FRIDAY IS NOT UP IN 5 MINUTES!!!!!

    12 years ago at 1:15 pm
  7. AssTit96

    INTERN IF FAIL FRIDAY IS NOT POSTED IN THE NEXT 5 MINUTES I WILL SODOMIZE YOU WITH DICK PERRY’S RIGOR MORTIS PENIS. FUCK!!!
    RIP Dick

    12 years ago at 1:45 pm
    2. Insatiable Bastard

      ^says the man with his mouth wrapped around dick’s maggot infested cock

      but i digress, fuck the intern. his existence is insignificant and yet devastatingly purposeful. eat a brick

      12 years ago at 1:55 pm
  9. Old Virginia

    Another reason to hate that piece of dog shit known as Dan Snyder. Welcome back to the Skins Cooley

    12 years ago at 3:35 pm