Christina Aguilera Posts Topless Pic On Instagram And Is Still Kinda Hot?
When I was a kid, you had two types of guys: Britney Spears guys and Christina Aguilera guys. I was a Britney guy. You could find my Limewire search history full of “Britney Spears nude” searches. Of course, the only things I downloaded were fakes. However, once I saw Christina’s “Dirrty” video, I knew it was time to go through puberty.
Refresher:
So much sex appeal. How could you not get a bone dog from watching that as a 12-year-old? Nothing can compare to Britney in the schoolgirl look, but Ags does come close.
Last night, Christina wanted to remind the world that she’s still kinda hot by posting this topless pic in her panties:
The real cliffhanger here isn’t the hand bra. It’s the caption:
“Felt like it was time to start sharing some personal stuff with you guys… And it’s just the beginning.”
Is she going to start sharing full on nudes? Please let that be the case. The world needs it.
Bonus pics:
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I do not give a fuck
10 years ago at 1:12 pmNot going to lie, there’s a lot of beautiful naked women online but there’s just something about a celebrity you’ve heard of for years coming out with their first full nudes. Can’t wait to see some nipple emancipation from her in the near future.
10 years ago at 1:38 pmI was going to make a joke about being a genie in a bottle and that bottle needing to be thrown out into the sea like an S.O.S. from a deserted island, but I don’t want any of that out in water.
10 years ago at 1:35 pmYou might be my favorite account of all time.
10 years ago at 1:47 pm
10 years ago at 5:40 pmthought you’d like this….
You guys really need to stop posting celebrity selfies. This is like the third one in a week
10 years ago at 1:38 pmIt’s not even that – one was a fucking PREGNANT KARDASHIAN selfie. Fucking words cannot express my exaggerated outrage enough.
10 years ago at 1:45 pmKim K should not breed.
10 years ago at 3:06 pmToo late.
10 years ago at 5:08 pmDorn isn’t a Britney or Christina kinda guy. He prefers the boy bands of the early 2000’s. Like 98 degrees.
10 years ago at 1:43 pmLance Bass was his favorite NSYNC member.
10 years ago at 2:00 pmBet he still watches old Jesse McCartney music videos.
10 years ago at 2:18 pmRedman in the music video, great addition
10 years ago at 1:53 pmIn high school I would have given my trust fund for my one minute with her.
10 years ago at 2:41 pmWhat a loser thing to say
10 years ago at 3:21 pmtough crowd, but seriously i saw her sing genie in a bottle at this really small stage before she blew up at a theme park and she was smoking fucking hot, and back then i was terrible in bed because i was like 13, fuck you guys.
10 years ago at 9:26 pmIf you have to tell people you have a trust fund, you don’t deserve a trust fund.
10 years ago at 7:26 pmYou don’t call it “topless” if her fucking arms are blocking the tit you fucking morons.
10 years ago at 4:11 pmBeing drunk led you to sexually assaulting a girl, Pat. Also, topless means without a top, ya moron.
10 years ago at 4:15 pmSeriously, where are the all the black women topless? #freethenipple #blacklivesmatter
10 years ago at 4:25 pmGo back to Buzzfeed.
10 years ago at 12:09 amHe’s in TKE…. give him a break….
10 years ago at 12:16 am