Trojan sent us a package of 300 free condoms. We launched 300 water balloons at our bottom tier neighbors and then raw-dogged some randoms. TFM.

  1. Frat my life away

    you wouldn’t wear a rainjacket in the shower…why where a condom during sex

    14 years ago at 10:52 pm
    1. um

      Yes, but you would wear (not “where”) one in the fucking rain, aka for its intended use, idiot. Nice logic.

      14 years ago at 7:39 am
  2. it won't happen to me

    If a girl requests a condom, I think she’s dirty and pry wouldn’t slam her anyway.

    Ok, well I still would but condoms are only used if requested.

    14 years ago at 12:08 pm
  3. Sorta EZ

    A good sororstitute KNOWS to keep up with her BC and keep PB around because ooopsies are NF and you can’t trap OM.

    14 years ago at 1:49 am
  4. C'mon now...

    is that how it works? will she really get pregnant if i don’t wear one? see i needed those reminders because that’s one of those things that’s so damn confusing i feel like everyone forgets it. so thanks for reminding everyone thousands of times.

    no, this is FaF, everyone knows if there’s no condom around you aren’t just going to stop and shrug it off. love head but it’s no substitute…

    14 years ago at 2:53 am