Keeping a bottle of scotch in your desk... as an intern. TFM.

  1. kswig1869

    Anyone can drink scotch in their office, tell me again how this is a TFM? Delete your account and get the fuck out of here geed.

    13 years ago at 3:29 pm
    1. LeaderoftheFratWorld

      I don’t know where you work, but anyone definitely cannot drink scotch in their office.

      13 years ago at 1:47 pm
    1. Fuck You Iraq

      Bc his dad is the owner/president/CEO so hell be getting a 6 figure job like the rest of us, duh

      13 years ago at 8:03 pm
    1. Tin_Man

      ^^^ I’m pretty sure Cobblepot is not Batman’s arch-nemesis. That honor goes to the Joker.

      13 years ago at 6:51 am
    1. Halls_Of_Ivy

      elton john, mick jagger and winston churchill to name a few. The oxford comma, however, is not

      13 years ago at 5:24 pm
    2. LEGENwaitforitDARY

      ^ Yeah, but his music is great. You don’t have to agree with one’s lifestyle to appreciate their work.

      13 years ago at 6:32 pm
    3. Halls_Of_Ivy

      ^^Who gives a fuck, I like ass on my dick. Elton just happened to have it the wrong way around

      13 years ago at 7:38 pm
    4. To The Hazement

      Alright high schoolers lets calm down and quit riding the Maker’s Mark dick. It is a great whiskey and I personally love it just as much as you do. There are a lot of great American bourbons that I love (Knob Creek, Woodford, etc.), but Scotch whisky, if the proper brands are available, can be a very satisfying drink.

      13 years ago at 12:55 am
    1. OXinyourBox

      Nepotism. NF. It’s called the American Dream for a reason, you don’t make it in a company just because of what your last name is.
      If you don’t like it, you don’t like capitalism and therefore you don’t like America…and if you don’t like America you can gtfo.

      13 years ago at 5:09 pm
    2. Change is NF

      You must be a poor if you don’t think you can’t make it in a company with your name alone. Unless you’re socially fucking retarded you will succeed.

      13 years ago at 5:54 am
    3. OXinyourBox

      ^this is fucking America where anyone can succeed with intelligence and hard work. If you think you can just get by with having the same last name as the CEO, you’re in for a rude awakening.

      Oh and my parents are in the 1% so I clearly didn’t grow up poor.

      13 years ago at 6:28 pm