Was woken up at 5:30am by some exercising geed who thought I was dead because of the blood from my head wound. I was in a creek 15 minutes from the fratcastle, frathoe nowhere to be seen. Screamed at the jogger-geed to "call a fucking pledge." TFM.

So true. The only people who are athletic at my college are either Greek or on a team. The geeds are unathletic fucks who crowd the gym thinking they are athletes because they can bench a 100 lbs. There is no way one of them is exercising that early.