Coco Austin’s Workout Routine Is Borderline Pornographic

Can we take a moment to appreciate Coco Austin? She’s married to the one guy who makes “SVU” bearable, she’s been in a Playboy centerfold, and dammit, she’s just a lot of fun to watch when she’s doing things–like playing volleyball at the beach or, say, working out on an exercise machine that appears to simulate surfing and/or dropping it low.

Then I fill the tub up halfway, then ride it with my surfboard…surfboard…surfboard.

My favorite part of Coco’s softcore informational fitness video is when she takes the intensity and jacks it all the way up to the top, and she appears to have trouble maintaining her composure. I’m pretty sure that this video isn’t the first time she has said, “all you need is one minute on that.”

Props to the dude casually jogging next to her who never even peeks. There’s a man who understands it’s all about the peripheries.

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