My GDI roomate complained about my fraternity's flag hanging on our dorm room wall. The next day he woke up with one of our stickers glued on to his laptop. TFM.

Fourth question: why did you have to glue a sticker? I’m going to assume that since you are a TFM personality that you used an excessive amount of glue to put the sticker on his laptop when it already had an adhesive backing. And I mean “excessive” like back in 6th grade when I was assigned to a project of building a bridge out of tongue depressors and toothpicks and won the maximum weight capacity. We could use an unlimited amount of elmers non-toxic. When I got the project I got the assignment, I got home and called my dad (my parents are divorced and it sucked) and he told me that the strength of wood would be on its edge, which is great bit of knowledge that most should already know. So when I competed against my fellow elementary schoolers who had tried to make some sort of suspension bridge (which is what our teacher wanted us to do), I simply flipped the tongue depressors on their edge and drilled holes using severed toothpicks as a bolt. I would then proceed to coat the bridge with a full coating of elmers non-toxic every 6 hours, for the remaining time until the project was due. When it came to test time, I had a sturdy bridge that doubled the weight capacity of all the other pussies’ attempt to build some gay bridge. Also, thought the teacher was a homo, so I got increased satisfaction from him having to go find more weights and needing help to draw them over the bridge. As a personal note to my fratability, I was sent by him to the principal’s office by him the last day of the semester but proceeded to walk past it to my mom who was awaiting to pick me up (nbd, but I believe that is my first memory of being “tftc”). Basically, excessive glue use= FaF and I approve of this post