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You Didn’t Have As Bad A Week As The Dude Caught Stealing Coins From An Atlantic City Casino Fountain

At some point in our lives, casinos always get the best of us. One second you’re having a great time sitting at the automatic roulette table while sipping free Heinekens from the cocktail waitress. Next thing you know, you’re broke and begging the pit boss for a buffet comp.

Everyone leaves broke, but some leave more broke than others. Take this guy, for example.

First, Atlantic city brings us the in-casino meth lab, and now comes the fountain thief. I’ll take a wild bet and say that reaching into a fountain to steal coins isn’t the worst thing someone has been caught doing in the city of Boardwalk Empire.

Can you really blame the guy, though? I mean, yes you can, but you have to admit it’s not TOTALLY his fault. If you lost money and then saw some right in front of you — albeit underwater and probably after being wished upon — wouldn’t it cross your mind to take it? It was just sitting there — taunting him — saying, “Take me, shove me in penny slots!” All that was standing between him and his potential salvation was a shallow bit of chlorinated water, and he tossed that H20 aside like it was nothing.

Hey casinos, here’s a novel idea: if you don’t want people stealing money, don’t just leave it there in front of them. If you do, casinogoers are destined to channel their inner Aquaman and do what this fucker was caught on tape doing.

[via NBC Philadelphia]

Image via Zachary Pickert

    1. Too.Old.For.This.Shit

      Who is downvoting this? It’s the last reason anyone is still here. And to tell thevaginator that his mom always wishes she had gone through with the abortion.

      7 years ago at 7:02 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Say that to my face kid. I’d send you to the hospital you fucking pussy

        7 years ago at 7:04 pm
      2. Too.Old.For.This.Shit

        She just couldn’t have imagined it would turn out like this. Poor woman.

        7 years ago at 7:08 pm
      1. Shortbeta

        Just curious… if Grandex happened to share vag’s IP address or email, would that be kosher? Any JDs care to comment?

        7 years ago at 11:29 pm
      2. Sal Naturale

        thevaginator’s IP address is associated with the California Department of Corrections.

        7 years ago at 5:17 am
      3. thevaginator

        Well look who crawled back from his mom’s basement. You gonna do something you fucking pussy?

        7 years ago at 1:31 pm
      4. thevaginator

        I got 4 of you losers dancing now. Sad not one of you has the balls to do anything about it

        7 years ago at 3:25 pm
      5. thevaginator

        Hate to break it to ya small fry but you’re the one dancing. Until you grow some balls and say something to my face you will always be the one dancing

        7 years ago at 7:20 pm
      6. Too.Old.For.This.Shit

        Vag must be some kind of trollbot whose algorithm got stuck on empty threats, dancing, and repeating “fucking pussy.” Of course it’s not ever actually fucking any pussy, though…

        7 years ago at 9:48 pm
      7. Fratty Couples PGA

        I’ll say something to your face this summer. Right before I plow into it with my fist. And when I’m done, ain’t nobody gonna do shit to me.

        7 years ago at 7:39 pm
      8. thevaginator

        You won’t do shit you fucking pussy. You already pussied out of our fight once and you’ll do it again.

        7 years ago at 11:19 pm
      9. Fratty Couples PGA

        You’re five foot four with high blood pressure. I’d fight you with one arm tied behind my back.

        7 years ago at 7:37 pm
      10. thevaginator

        Is that so pipsqueak? Because we’ve been down this path before and you pussied out. Sorry little bitch.

        7 years ago at 11:17 pm
  1. JoePaaaa

    I heard your face melts once it hits sunlight. Keep hiding behind that computer screen in your moms basement keyboard warrior

    7 years ago at 7:23 pm
      1. thevaginator

        Yes we can all clearly see that you are a keyboard warrior who is too much of a pussy to do anything

        7 years ago at 11:10 pm
      2. JoePaaaa

        Too bad mommy won’t let you out of your cage unless you take your meds. Now dance in your cage kid!!

        7 years ago at 12:05 am
  2. Stardog

    That’s is Vaggie Girl’s broke ass collecting blowjob tips at bus station.

    7 years ago at 2:08 pm
    1. thevaginator

      You’re gonna get your ass beat if you keep running your mouth like that champ. Man up or get to dancing

      7 years ago at 3:26 pm