Real Colin Powell Email States He Won’t Vote For Hillary Since Bill Is “Still Dicking Bimbos At Home”

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Given the powder keg “emails” and “private emails” have been in the US presidential campaign, you’d think other top-level public officials would be a little more careful with their electronic correspondence.

One person who could have taken this advice more seriously is Colin Powell. The former Secretary of State and retired 4-Star General recently had his email server hacked and dumped onto DCLeaks.com. Among the Domino’s coupons and Amazon reviews, one of the juiciest messages concerned Colin’s appraisal of a certain Democratic presidential candidate, as tweeted by CBS Political Editor Will Rahn:

According to General Powell, he likes Hillary “as a friend” but isn’t so hot on voting for someone he views as “greedy, not transformational, and with a husband who is still dicking bimbos at home,” to put it bluntly.

Tell us how you really feel, Colin.

To be fair, other Powell emails were just as critical of Donald Trump. He called the Donald “a national disgrace” and a “racist” for his pursuit of the ‘Birther’ campaign against President Obama years ago.

All of this reflects the growing trend across the country that this election has presented two of the most unpopular candidates in the history of America. I’m fine with this, though, because from my perspective, the alternatives (Bernie and Cruz) were even worse.

It’s like being the Rush Chair of a bottom tier house that needs exactly one more candidate to keep the lights on. You have to choose either the wimpy legacy with a privacy obsession and disturbing ties to the administration or the wild card radical who might burn your house down.

This is kind of where we are at right now. I guess we’d better get used to it.

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  1. SharkWeekTFM

    Colin Powel Opts Out (for Harambe) in Email, Won’t Vote for Hillary. TFM’s Original headline.

    9 years ago at 1:14 pm
      1. FrockTurner

        Take a lap bro, The Brock Man dicked your mom, your sister and your dad down AND HE’S FINALLY BACK FOR MORE BOOOYA!

        9 years ago at 4:34 pm
  2. StockWithFrock

    Trump has the potential for a great term, Hillary is guaranteed failure.

    9 years ago at 1:15 pm
  3. Dickson

    There’s no way Hilary wins with all her Health risks and shit now, she looks like a confused idiot anytime she’s on stage

    9 years ago at 1:54 pm
    1. Barrington

      Yeah getting caught in a lie in the home-stretch of an election is a bad look.

      9 years ago at 3:33 pm
  4. BloodyBunghole

    Regardless of which one of these worthless P.O.S.’s win… all of you present-day college students will end up dying in a pointless war.
    *** The More You Know… ***

    9 years ago at 2:37 pm
  5. Colonel Reb forever

    Translation: There are no more black candidates, so I can go back to being a Republican.

    9 years ago at 3:34 pm
  6. Asian Guy

    I’m voting Gary Johnson because shit is gonna rain whether Trump or Hillary win. Might as well vote your conscience in November.

    9 years ago at 4:21 pm
    1. Bush Light

      I will never understand this. Go ahead, vote your conscience but it’s not going to keep either Hillary or Trump out of office. You might as well vote for the lesser of two evils, as shitty as most people make that sound in order to keep the worser out of office.

      9 years ago at 7:21 pm
      1. SharkWeekTFM

        I disagree. I think too many people do that. Maybe I’m thinking too long term but I’d suffer a Trump or Hillary presidency if it meant we saw everyone vote who they actually wanted. Let’s see just how many people want a real 3rd party as big as the other 2. 50% of the country thinks a two party system is not optimal for real change.

        9 years ago at 9:54 am
      2. Bush Light

        I agree that there should be a better choice, but what I discussed with my Libertarian friend was the fact that you add 1-2 more candidates, there’s a chance that the winner doesn’t have a majority vote. In that case the president wouldn’t represent a majority of the constituents. That’s where I think it gets fuzzy. You don’t want a presidential election winner with 34% of the popular votes.

        9 years ago at 9:32 am
      3. SharkWeekTFM

        That might be true but having just 2 means it’s not necessarily a real genuine majority: you have the for’s and the “against the other’s”
        So it’s not like either of them WON a majority so much as the other candidate pushed enough people away to GIVE the ‘winner’ a majority and that’s not ideal. Forcing a majority just so you can say you have one doesn’t get you much other than just that: being able to SAY you have one. It doesn’t actually accomplish the purpose of accurately representing the people.

        “Vote for 1.) eating shit and cutting off your own dick or 2.) drinking piss one time. No other options available.
        Well looks like piss dominated with 93% of the vote !! Wow the country has really unite in it’s love of drinking piss!! Great election guys!”

        9 years ago at 9:38 am
    2. Bmichaels

      Gary Johnson interrupted a news anchor to explain how the calling an illegal immigrant an “illegal” is actually “very inflammatory to the Latino community.” The guy is left winger who wants open borders and is a total PC pussy. If you think he’s the best man for the job you’re not a conservative and are probably triggered by most of what is said on TFM. Gary Johnson. NF.

      9 years ago at 10:00 pm
      1. Fratty_Roosevelt

        Open borders and free flow of labor are a libertarian Philosophy. I’m not surprised or mad.

        9 years ago at 5:22 pm
  7. Max Richalds

    That’s what you got from this? He said Trump is a national disgrace and that he’d “rather not” vote for HRC. That could be read that actually will vote for HRC.

    9 years ago at 4:33 pm
  8. Max Richalds

    I’m a former fratter but I’ve been out of school for 10 years. Do you college dildos still in school actually think Trump can win? Being a stupid dumbass that makes stupid embarrassing comments that show what a stupid dumbass you are is not TFM. Regardless of who you like more, it’s not gonna be close. HRC will be the next president, and it will be a landslide.

    9 years ago at 4:36 pm
      1. Max Richalds

        To remember the glory days and to keep you fucktards in line when you act out. And it’s a pretty damn funny website.

        9 years ago at 8:04 pm
    1. Bbn_Cats

      You’re an idiot, Max. Majority of the polls have trump with a lead in the general, as well as several of the key swing states. HRC may, in fact, win, but I can bet that it will certainly not be in a landslide, as you suggest.

      9 years ago at 6:39 pm
      1. Max Richalds

        That’s not true – one maybe two have him with a lead. The polls ebb and flow and Trump has never broken past the low 40s. The polls always tighten – it’s the patterns and the ground games that count. Hilldog’s ground game and data strategy is gonna toast the orange mini-Putin. By the way, 4-5% is a landslide in a general election.

        9 years ago at 8:08 pm
      2. Bbn_Cats

        You are misinformed, my friend. Keep watching CNN, where they only spoon feed you the liberal propaganda. Oh and by the way, on the topic of CNN, that’s the poll I saw that Trump had a lead in. For someone in their early 30s, as you claim, you’re not very bright.

        9 years ago at 9:27 am