College Girl Looking For FSU “Frat Guys” To Fulfill Gloryhole Fantasy

Different strokes for different folks, as they say.

Some of your more old-fashioned college students try and get their kicks via the “old college try” method, your standard one-on-one show ’em what you’re made of approach. If it doesn’t work out, you just move on to the next fish in the sea. Well some other college students, apparently, prefer to advertise their fantasies to recruit fraternity members, then wait by a hole in the wall and attempt to orally pleasure whatever piece of frat meat is stuffed through that hole.

At least one female Valdosta State student falls into that latter category. Per a BroBible tipster, this ad was posted on the Tallahassee Craigslist website:

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“I want this to be discreet though. I don’t want it getting around campus that I’m doing this. It would be between me and the fraturnity.”

Yeah, K… If there’s one thing a bunch of “fraturnity” guys are good at it, it’s keeping their sexual exploits under wraps. You’re safe, babe. Nothing to worry about there.

[via BroBible]

Image via National Post

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  1. brocephus1865

    I am pretty sure this is not real, one of my friends at VSU says they know a person that has put several of these up as a joke. Sorry if anybody got their hopes up.

    12 years ago at 9:55 am
  2. Wheres the pledge

    “willing to meet beforehand to prove I’m serious”

    Haha this chick is classic, as long as she swallows who wouldn’t be down?
    I’m willing to put money on the fact that she has oral herpes.

    12 years ago at 10:29 am
  3. Your Name Is Toby

    This is the con: she sets this up, even meets with the house beforehand to prove she’s serious. Then the big night rolls around and she pulls the ol’ switcharoo with her gay best friend in the stall. The next day when the house starts spreading the rumors of the glory hole slut, she turns the tables by posting the pics online. BAM – you are now the house that got blown by a dude.

    12 years ago at 11:25 am
    1. UnKappaFifth

      then the one brother who proclaims it was his best skully ever will be shamed for life

      12 years ago at 3:09 pm
  4. Your Name Is Toby

    This is the con: she sets this up, even meets with the house beforehand to prove she’s serious. Then the big night rolls around and she pulls the ol’ switcharoo with her limp-wristed bestie in the stall. The next day when the house starts spreading the rumors of the glory hole slut, she turns the tables by posting the pics online. BAM – you are now the house that got blown by a dude.

    12 years ago at 11:27 am
  5. UnKappaFifth

    Would need to be one of the first to have a go. something tells me the BJs will unfortunately turn into half HJs after the first 10 empty their stock

    12 years ago at 3:06 pm
  6. Natty light

    “If all goes well, we could set this up to be a regular thing.” The fuck about that doesn’t say slutty to you cock gobbler?

    12 years ago at 3:38 pm